I have a Love / Hate Relationship with Monday

I have a love / hate relationship with Monday. It’s like a bad date. It starts off promising, but then about thirty minutes into it you realize it just isn’t going to work out.


You start fighting over whether brunch is a real thing and the next thing you know, you’re being trolled by all of Monday’s friends. Tuesday just kicks you in the face, Wednesday just bumps on by, Thursday just forgets about you, and Friday teases you as if they are willing to listen. That’s when you realize: Saturday and Sunday are you’re only real friends. And even they can’t be trusted.

Listen, I’ve had plenty of bad dates in my time. But Monday is just something… Well, we’re never really going to work things out. I try to avoid it. I play that game all guys at some point play. Never pick up the phone, dart out the back door when she comes over, but somehow, someway, Monday always finds me.

So for all of those struggling with their Monday: I’m with you.

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